Rotten Birthday

Fold and print birthday card featuring the Sex Pistols.

Another Weekend in the Bag

Do you know someone who suffers from Sunday angst? Perhaps this card would be appropriate to send them. Print, fold, and send!

New Job?

I can't speak for everyone, but I'd kind of like to receive this card someday soon. Feel free to print, fold, and mail it back to me.

You Be How Old?

Do you know anyone who turns 40 and remembers this band?

Look Out for Bunnymen

Easter is coming. Do you know where the Bunnymen are? You should be able to print this out onto letter size paper, fold, and create an Easter card.

March Madness Earrings

Surely you knew my collection covers more sports than hockey?

Alwees After Me Lucky Charms

These are my favorite St. Patty's Day earrings, along with a matching pin. Yes, that's a shamrock they're wearing, but they are happy to see you.

One time my roommate and I went to the Raleigh St. Patrick's Day parade and were approached by an old man with orange hair and an orange beard who was dressed as a leprechaun, right down to his pointy shoes. He was walking along the crowd giving candy to the kiddies. As he approached the kids near us, he was saying, in a mock Irish accent, "How bout some candy for the wee little ones?"

Then he approached us with the candy and added, "And the not so little ones" as he creepily eyed our chests.

What's Better Than Shamrock Earrings?

BLINKING shamrock earrings!

Clover All Over

What is the difference between shamrock and clover? If it's near St. Patrick's Day, it's shamrock. There, I said it.

O'Smiley Faces

These earrings are a wee too happy for a Monday. Perhaps they had a dram or two of whiskey at lunch?

Four-leaf Clovers

Good for St. Patty's Day or perhaps to counter the effects of Friday the 13th.

Wearin' O' the Green

Today is Raleigh's St. Patrick's Parade and Wearin' O' the Green festival. Not to worry - I've got enough earrings for several days of celebrations.

Shakin' That Ash

These earrings were made from ash from Mount St. Helens. I can't think what else to wear on Ash Wednesday.

Happy Mardi Gras, Baby!

Did somebody yell "Show me your earrings?"

Kites

Welcome to March.