Earrings I Don't Have

Updated list of earrings I don't have:

Christmas Earrings I Don't Have:
Santa 
Elves
Reindeer 
Gift boxes
Sleds/sleighs
Stockings
Holly
Wreaths
Abominable Snowmen (I have plenty of the unabominable kind)
Lumps of coal
Krampuses
Jesuses
Fruitcakes
Leg lamps

Other Holidays I Don't Have Covered:
Guy Fawkes Night 
Pie Day
St. Lucia Day  
St. Nicholas Day/Belsnickel/Krampus 

Miscellaneous Earrings I Want:
Bajoran earrings
Lips
Birthday cakes
Candles
Guinness
Fireworks
Seahorses
Umbrellas
FUNCTIONING watch/clock earrings
Chandeliers that light up (I can dream)
Stop lights that I can control based on my mood (I have a vivid imagination)
Leg lamps that light up (a really vivid imagination)

Mistletoe Earrings

Perfect for the Solstice.  Plus, you can always hold it over your head when you're feeling flirty.