Conjuring Love

I don't want to brag, but my witch powers include the ability to conjure love out of almost nothing and send it through time and over great distances to arrive tangibly in the hands of unsuspecting, worthy recipients.

Some witches have special, ceremonial knives called athames, but one mustn't underestimate the power of scallop scissors.

Potion Ingredients

Finally figured out what to do with old business cards.

Level 42

Happy b-day to my old college roommie Wendy, who turns 42 today and is/was a fan of the band Level 42.

I made her this card, which says, "Your friends from the 80s couldn't help noticing that 'there is something about you' that's different today. Could it be that you have finally reached Level 42?"

Feel free to print, fold, and send to your 42-year-old friends (probably the only friends who remember this band).

Hang in There

A good card to send to deployed Airborne soldiers and/or their spouses, family, and friends. Deployment sucks.

May the Fifth Be With You!

A print-and-fold card for Cinco de Mayo.

Card for Crybaby Haters

I was wondering if the Hockey Jesus was going to resurrect Himself for the playoffs (and Easter), but it has not yet come to pass. If you know someone who hates Sidney Crosby (aka Snotty Crosby or The Crybaby), this might be perfect print-and-fold card. Go Canes!

If you hate Sidney Crosby, you might like some of Clever Sign Chick's signs.

Klingon Birthday

By request from a friend after she saw my Star Wars card. Do I really speak Klingon? HIja'!

A Long Time Ago

Print-and-fold card for old Jedi knights.

Easter Peeps

Print-and-fold Easter card for one of your favorite peeps.

Checkin My Peeps

Print-and-fold card for Easter or any time.

Stationery for Army Wives

Print-and-fold card for use by military wives. Wish I had a dime for every time somebody asked me where my husband was.

Hippo Boaty

I created this print-and-fold birthday card from a photo featured on FoundMagazine.com.

Let's Escape

I believe this is the last one of the print-and-fold cards in the Princess Bride collection. "Hello, Lady!"

Hello? Hello in There!

In case you haven't heard any blaving from a particular friend recently. Another print-and-fold card in the Princess Bride collection.

I Tweasure Your Wove

Another print-and-fold card in the Princess Bride collection.

Cliffs of Insanity

Another print and fold card in the Princess Bride collection.

Wang Chung

Print & fold bday card. Part of the 80s collection.

Not a Peep

Print & fold card for Easter or any time.

"Throw Me the Rope" Card

Print & fold "miss you" card. Part of the Princess Bride series. I made it for my deployed husband.

Retro Raleigh Birthday

A print-and-fold card for the person who grew up in Raleigh, NC. A long time ago.

This card features Barney of Barney's Army, a kids' program that came on local TV after school. (No, not the purple dinosaur.) It also references a local TV commercial that asked kids with buzz cuts and really Southern accents what they thought of Batman: "He's got eee-yerz on his hay-ed!" (Sorry, I can't find a link to that commercial. I really wish I could.)