A print-and-fold card for the person who grew up in Raleigh, NC. A long time ago.
This card features Barney of Barney's Army, a kids' program that came on local TV after school. (No, not the purple dinosaur.) It also references a local TV commercial that asked kids with buzz cuts and really Southern accents what they thought of Batman: "He's got eee-yerz on his hay-ed!" (Sorry, I can't find a link to that commercial. I really wish I could.)