Happy Black Friday. If you are one of the crazy people who are actually out spending money today, here is my wish list of holiday earrings that I don't already have:
Christmas Earrings:
Santa (I know, shocking, right?)
Elves
Reindeer (I do have meese, though)
Gift boxes
Sleds/sleighs
Wreaths
Stockings
Mistletoe
Holly
Abominable Snowmen (I have plenty of the unabominable kind)
Jesuses
Fruitcakes
Leg lamps
Earrings for Other Holidays:
St. Nicholas Day/Belsnickel (Christmas stockings might work)
April Fool's Day (I suppose I do have some poissons d'avril I could use in a pinch)
Columbus Day (except for these)
Leap Day (I have a single frog)
Miscellaneous Earrings I Want
Lightning bolts (for Harry Potter movies)
Chandeliers that light up (I can dream)
Stop lights that I can control based on my mood (I have a vivid imagination)
Leg lamps that light up (a really vivid imagination)
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Do you have enough ear piercings to accomadate Mary, Joseph and Jesus? That would be cool too.
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