I was in the middle of a conversation with my husband tonight when I noticed something peculiar about our diningroom chandelier. I kept staring at it and tilting my head. Finally, he stopped talking and said, "What?"
"Our chandelier is not hanging at a 180-degree angle from the earth," I answered, still staring.
"And, in our house, this disturbs you?" he asked wryly.
"No," I smiled. "I'm just trying to figure out how to make it even more crooked."